Thursday, March 15, 2012

7 Guys Who Would Make Those 1800 “Whatever Happened to…” Commercials Much Less Douchey (Sorry, Michael Imperioli)

POPS GUSTAV, Jersey City NJ
In case you haven't seen the offending commercials, go here... I agree with almost every sentiment expressed in these ads, but Michael Imperioli—whom I like, mind you—is a poor choice of spokesperson. Here are some suggestions for guys who can evoke a retro sensibility without seeming like they would really rather just smash that bottle over your head (avoiding the obvious choices, being Clooney and any MAD MEN cast member):

1. Paul F. Tompkins
2. Patrick Warburton
3. Elvis Costello
4. Leonard Nimoy
5. Stephen Colbert
6. Terry O’Quinn
7. Bruce Campbell

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