Seven Ways to Get Directly to Jersey City from NYC

LYSA with a Y, Jersey City NJ
(A list for the dislocated mid-westerner and others geographically-challenged)
1. PATH
2. Ferry
3. Cannon
4. Tightrope
5. The Jesus Way
6. Holland Tunnel
7. Slingshot

To-Do List for Earthbound Sods May 22 through Oct 21

LYSA with a Y, Jersey City NJ

1. Buy a motorcycle. Better yet, STEAL a motorcycle
2. Do not renew driver's license
3. Try heroin
4. Get knocked up and drink shots all day
5. Call out sick every Thursday and Friday
6. Credit cards bills are really only a suggested donation
7. Pizza. All day.

7 Things Lysa Learned from the PATH

LYSA with a Y, Jersey City NJ

1) Many girls from NJ STILL think that Uggs, or those or those Tory Burch flats, are chic. (Hint: they are not.)
2) Women, not men, will be the first to offer their seats up to pregnant ladies.
3) People still like to read actual books.
4) Know thy bus and ferry routes.
5) It is perfectly acceptable for the Port Authority police to violate your Constitutional rights.
6) Everyone is drunk after 11PM.
7) Traffic lights are for pussies.

7 "albums" from 2010 that Lysa actually enjoyed ...

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... and in this order :
1. Broken Social Scene: Forgiveness Rock Record
2. No Age: Everything in Between
3. Liars: Sisterworld
4. The Morning Benders: Big Echo
5. Beach House: Teen Dream
6. Deer Hunter: Halcyon Digest
7. Arcade Fire: The Suburbs

Seven sevens Lysa's started for the new seven but will never finish:

LYSA with a Y, Jersey City NJ

1. Seven reasons why I will eventually move to Germany
2. Seven things that you probably didn’t know about me
3. Seven new band names for my project
4. Seven reasons why I will eventually move to Sweden
5. Seven reasons why I don’t watch the news
6. Seven (more) reasons why I love Fall
7. Seven on the bucket list

Seven asinine things that should have been fixed by now:

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1. Dribbly decanters on coffee makers
2. Anything powered by fossil fuels
3. Marriage non-equality
4. Adobe and Apple's total lack of backward compatibility
5. Creationsim perpetuated as a legitimate subject of science
6. Killing ourselves to resolve religious/political/ANY issues
7. Any crap freedom-squelching law that is voted into effect under the guise of fighting terrorism

Seven things Lysa might have been doing when She could have been composing a TG7 list:

LYSA WITH A Y, Hoboken NJ
1. Eating cheese
2. Writing a song
3. Barreling through seasons 4 and 5 of Smallville
4. Smooching my BF
5. Doing a crossword puzzle
6. Staring into space
7. Killing ants

7 Reasons Lysa Loves Her New Job

LYSA with a Y, Hoboken NJ
1. I just bought a new guitar
2. And a USB microphone
3. And I'm actually SAVING money
4. And paying my bills
5. And I get to draw things all day long
6. And I turned my electronic key card into an NCC-1701 Access Pass, and they were fine with that
7. And they made me make them for everyone else!