Thursday, April 14, 2011

7 Things Lysa Learned from the PATH

LYSA with a Y, Jersey City NJ
1) Many girls from NJ STILL think that Uggs, or those or those Tory Burch flats, are chic. (Hint: they are not.)
2) Women, not men, will be the first to offer their seats up to pregnant ladies.
3) People still like to read actual books.
4) Know thy bus and ferry routes.
5) It is perfectly acceptable for the Port Authority police to violate your Constitutional rights.
6) Everyone is drunk after 11PM.
7) Traffic lights are for pussies.

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