Seven asinine things that should have been fixed by now:

LYSA WITH A Y, Hoboken NJ
1. Dribbly decanters on coffee makers
2. Anything powered by fossil fuels
3. Marriage non-equality
4. Adobe and Apple's total lack of backward compatibility
5. Creationsim perpetuated as a legitimate subject of science
6. Killing ourselves to resolve religious/political/ANY issues
7. Any crap freedom-squelching law that is voted into effect under the guise of fighting terrorism

7 of Dave's favorite phrases from the 80's

DAVE CALAMONERI, Hoboken NJ

1. This is what you get for spilling a can of paint in the garage.
2. Where's the Beef?
3. Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammys, Stop! On a catamaran!
4. I pity the fool
5. What choo talking 'bout, Willis?
6. Go Go Gadget...
7. THunder! THunder! THunderCats! HO!

7 Things That Did Corrupt John As A Child

JOHN HANLON, Brooklyn NY

1. Nudity in movies
2. National Lampoon
3. Learning about LSD
4. Monty Python’s Flying Circus
5. Comix: A History of Comic Books in America by Les Daniels
6. Catwoman tying up Batman in the old tv series
7. Learning about symbolism and metaphors: that you were saying one thing, but you really meant something else, but it was all in code. In some respects, it still blows my mind.

Seven things Lysa might have been doing when She could have been composing a TG7 list:

LYSA WITH A Y, Hoboken NJ
1. Eating cheese
2. Writing a song
3. Barreling through seasons 4 and 5 of Smallville
4. Smooching my BF
5. Doing a crossword puzzle
6. Staring into space
7. Killing ants

Mom's List of 7 Wanted Action Figures

MOM, Lancaster PA
1. your Dad
2. Elvis
3. Pope John Paul
4. Pillsbury Dough Boy
5. Barbara Walters
6. Lydia the Tattooed Lady
7. ThunderStorm

7 Things That Didn't Corrupt Me as a Youth

POPS GUSTAV, Hoboken NJ
1) Candy cigarettes
2) Violent cartoons
3) The saucy neighbor lady
4) Toy guns
5) DYNAMITE Magazine (Mr. Schopf warned it would lead to MAD)
6) LAUGH-IN
7) PLAYBOY (okay, maybe a little)

7 Trax for Karl, the Movie

HAVEN S. BLEU, Hoboken NJ
1.) I'm only happy when it rains. by Garbage
2.) Trouble is a lonesome town. by Lee Hazlewood
3.) Hell is for children. by Pat Benatar
4.) Sister I need wine. by Guided by Voices
5.) Red Headed Woman. by Wayne Worley
6.) Self Obsessed and Sexxee. by Sonic Youth
7.) Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie. by Neil Alan

7 Things Around Nathan's Table

NATHAN PEASE, Lancaster PA

1- smoked halibut
2- A Whole Different Ballgame by Marvin Miller
3- The Body Shop's "Hemp Face Protector"
4- Castro Theatre Calendar
5- Rizla rolling papers
6- my bike pump
7-my new Patagonia backpack

Poops' 7 Favorite Films

POOPS McGEE, Weeboken NJ
1. itty bitty gang bang. worth watching on a big screen.
2. miracle on 69th street. holiday favorite. cry every time.
3. ejacula. watch it with the lights out.
4. one fell into the poo poo's nest. oscar.
5. das booty. yeah, it's subtitled...
6. the rawshank infection. based on a true story.
7. 12 monkeys. gilliam's best.

7 non-surf instrumental bands Rex can't get enough of...

REX LITWIN, Lancaster PA

1. explosions in the sky
2. lanterna
3. scenic
4. eluvium
5. mono
6. madagascar
7. GRAILS

TG7 fill in the blank: We are all ______.

DAVE CALAMONERI, Hoboken NJ
1. One
2. Screwed
3. Doomed
4. Awesome
5. Human
6. Equal
7. In for a Big Surprise

Seven Great (or Supposedly Great) Movies Steve Has Never Seen In Their Entirety.

MEGO STEVE, York PA

1. The Godfather
2. Apocalypse Now
3. It's A Wonderful Life
4. The Shawshank Redemption
5. E.T. the Extraterrestrial
6. Titanic
7. Schindler's List

 

The 7 pieces of reading material lying nearest to Gretchen at this moment (in order of proximity)

GRETCHEN EGOLF, Los Angeles CA
1. Introduction to Buddhism by Geshe Kelsang Gyatso
2. Philip's Family World Atlas. I pick this up almost daily. Either to use as a writing surface or to see where the hell Myanmar actually is anyway.
3. Allure magazine. There was a copy at the gym and I stole it. For make-up tips. I'm not kidding. I'm an actress, people, what are you gonna do?
4. Auditioning: An Actor Friendly Guide, by Joanna Merlin. Did I mention I'm an actress? The woman who wrote this is great - I just took a Michael Chekhov workshop with her.
5. The New Yorker. Because I live in Los Angeles. Where you really need the New Yorker.
6. The Week.
7. Private Lives by Noel Coward and A Coney Island of the Mind, poems by Lawrence Ferlinghetti (They are exactly equidistant, so they share 7th place)

7 Things John Can Only Half Remember From His Childhood

JOHN HANLON, Brooklyn NY

1. Toy ghosts that glowed in the dark and held protest signs
2. Sweet Sweet Rachel, a tv movie about warring psychics starring Stephanie Powers
3. The Mad Baker, a cartoon short in which the title character created a Frankenstein-like cake
4. Mr. Rossi cartoons, particularly Mr. Rossi Buys A Car
5. Why Man Creates by Saul Bass ("I'm a bug, I'm a germ. I'm a bug, I'm a germ. Huh! Louis Pasteur! I'm not a bug, I'm not a germ...")
6. Scary tv movie about an evil child, their caretaker and a pair of scissors. It freaked me out so much I made my babysitter turn it off
7. A murder mystery with Dick Clark that took place at a glam rock club