In case you haven't seen the offending commercials, go here... I agree with almost every sentiment expressed in these ads, but Michael Imperioli—whom I like, mind you—is a poor choice of spokesperson. Here are some suggestions for guys who can evoke a retro sensibility without seeming like they would really rather just smash that bottle over your head (avoiding the obvious choices, being Clooney and any MAD MEN cast member):
1. Paul F. Tompkins
2. Patrick Warburton
3. Elvis Costello
4. Leonard Nimoy
5. Stephen Colbert
6. Terry O’Quinn
7. Bruce Campbell
