7 Things I’ve Heard from Potential Buyers of my Building

POPS GUSTAV, Hoboken NJ
1) “Too much work.”
2) “Wow, this is really clean.”
3) “What are your cats’ names?”
4) “So you like Superman, huh?”
5) “Hm.”
6) “I don’t need to see any more.”
7) “Sorry about this.”