Erin's 7 Favorite Tabloid Headlines

ERIN HANLON, Brooklyn NY

1. Britney to her kids: YOU WERE BOTH MISTAKES!
2. Baby Witch Hunt
3. MARIE OSMOND GOES BALLISTIC!
4. World's First Church For Dogs: 'All Creeds, All Breeds'
5. Mary Kate & Ashley's Weird World: TWISTED SISTERS!
6. Speaking of Tranny Clowns. . .
7. Lingerie For Baby

Hoboken Surplus & Shortage

POPS GUSTAV, Hoboken NJ
A MORATORIUM: 7 Things Hoboken Has MORE Than Enough Of.
1) Nail salons
2) Wireless stores
3) Asian restaurants
4) Frat boys
5) Bugaboos
6) Overpriced apartments
7) Corruption

A WISH LIST: 7 Things Hoboken is Lacking
1) A decent bookstore (and comic shop)
2) Parking
3) Ethnic diversity
4) A movie theater (supposedly coming)
5) More dive bars
6) Cowgirl Hall of Fame
7) Mayor Calamoneri

7 well known JC's, other than the son of whats-his-face

HAVEN S. BLEU, Hoboken NJ

1.) Jane Curtin
2.) Johnny Carson
3.) Jacques Cousteau
4.) Johnny Cash
5.) John Cusack(also Joan)
6.) James Cagney
7.) Jersey City (my favorite JC)